Black toilet paper. On the surface, has there ever truly been a worse idea in the realm of home goods? The reason people enjoy black cars, black shoes, and black underwear is that it hides dirt and grime better than any other color. Why in the world would you want …
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Kirkland Toilet Paper Review
The Kirkland brand has been providing the public with reliable consumer products for over twenty years, allowing us to purchase everything from cookies, t-shirts, jeans and soda pop under the same familiar brand name. Few other brands can bestow upon the public a $2 white t-shirt option that is fashionable, …
Read More »Quilted Northern Toilet Paper Review
It was a crime of passion before I met Quilted Northern Toilet Paper, and it happens to the best of us. A few cocktails were enjoyed, a hunger strikes, and a beacon of joy emerges from the horizon on the ride home. You know what you’re getting yourself into, the …
Read More »Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper Review
Whoops. It happened again. Thinking I was going for the splendidly mild cilantro salsa, I absent-mindedly found myself with a solid cup of habanero sauce drenched all over my slow roasted chicken. But of course, my atrociously little impulse control took the driver seat and I tore through that plate …
Read More »One Wipe Charlies Review
What is it about wet wipes that keep people from making them their preferred choice of personal rear end hygiene? In this One Wipe Charlies review you’ll learn that it feels better, cleans smoother, and makes you feel much fresher. What makes more sense; crumpling up a ball of paper …
Read More »New! Bathroom Tissue Toilet Paper Review
New! Bathroom Tissue toilet paper was purchased during a moment of necessity and haste at the closest provider of goods to my humble apartment. This closest provider of goods also gives you the option to put fuel in your car to make it go vroom vroom, so you can imagine …
Read More »Members Mark Toilet Paper Review
When planning a trip across the country to stay with a relative, you’re often faced with a handful of reservations. How much will it cost me? What’s the weather going to be like? Will they have a superior toilet paper that is going to satisfy my needs? While the answers …
Read More »Cottonelle Ultra Soft Review
When your rump is as sensitive as a dandelion, you need something as soft and cushiony as a cloud. Cottonelle Ultra Soft bath tissue represents just what is on the front- a soft, snuggly puppy ready to nuzzle your behind into cleanliness. Holding a roll of this heavenly toilet paper …
Read More »Scott Extra Soft Review
Every once in a while, you come across something that just fits, and you know that it will be a part of your existence forever. Perhaps it’s a new Italian dish that you taste for the first time, offering a tantalizing sensation that you’ve never experienced before. Maybe it’s your …
Read More »Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Review
The eternal debate among toilet paper aficionados is the give and take between thickness and softness. So, with some trepidation, I opened the self-touted “Thickest Toilet Paper”, Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care. While many toilet papers try to play both sides in an attempt to please everyone, this selection has a …
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