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Kirkland Bath Tissue Toilet Paper Review

kirkland bath tissue review

The Kirkland brand has been providing the public with reliable consumer products for nearly twenty years, allowing us to purchase everything from cookies, t-shirts, jeans and soda pop under the same familiar brand name. Few other brands can bestow upon the public a $2 white t-shirt option that is fashionable, yet durable. Not only does Kirkland find new and inventive ... Read More »

Quilted Northern Toilet Paper Review

Quilted Northern Toilet Paper Review

It was a crime of passion. It happens to the best of us. A few cocktails were enjoyed, a hunger strikes, and a beacon of joy emerges from the horizon on the ride home. You know what you’re getting yourself into, the pain you shall create for your digestive track and the plumbing system in your home, yet you make ... Read More »

Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper Review

Charmin Ultra Soft Review

Whoops. It happened again. Thinking I was going for the splendidly mild cilantro salsa, I absent-mindedly found myself with a solid cup of habanero sauce drenched all over my slow roasted chicken. But of course, my atrociously little impulse control took the driver seat and I tore through that plate like a rancor looking for rebels. Fast forward 2 hours ... Read More »

One Wipe Charlies Toilet Paper Review

one wipe charlies review

What is it about wet wipes that keep people from making them their preferred choice of personal rear end hygiene? It feels better, cleans smoother, and makes you feel much fresher. What makes more sense; crumpling up a ball of paper and jamming it up your butt, or gently gliding a soft cool substance that has build in anti bacterial ... Read More »

New! Bathroom Tissue Toilet Paper Review

New! Bathroom Tissue

New! Bathroom Tissue toilet paper was purchased during a moment of necessity and haste at the closest provider of goods to my humble apartment. This closest provider of goods also gives you the option to put fuel in your car to make it go vroom vroom, so you can imagine the selection one is presented with when needing to restock your latrine ... Read More »

Sam’s Club Toilet Paper Review

Sams Club Toilet Paper

When planning a trip across the country to stay with a relative, you’re often faced with a handful of reservations. How much will it cost me? What’s the weather going to be like? Will they have a superior toilet paper that is going to satisfy my needs? While the answers to the first two questions are still somewhat up in ... Read More »

Cottonelle Ultra Soft Review

cottonelle ultra soft review

  When your rump is as sensitive as a dandelion, you need something as soft and cushiony as a cloud. Cottonelle Ultra Soft bath tissue represents just what is on the front- a soft, snuggly puppy ready to nuzzle your behind into cleanliness. Holding a roll of this heavenly toilet paper between your finger tips is like massaging the back ... Read More »

Scott Extra Soft Review

scott extra soft review

Every once in a while, you come across something that just fits, and you know that it will be a part of your existence forever. Perhaps it’s a new italian dish that you taste for the first time, offering a tantalizing sensation that you’ve never experienced before. Maybe it’s your soulmate that you lock eyes with across a crowded room, ... Read More »

Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Review

cottonelle ultra comfort care review

The eternal debate among toilet paper aficionados is the give and take between thickness and softness. So, with some trepidation, I opened the self-touted “Thickest Toilet Paper”, Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care. While many toilet papers try to play both sides in an attempt to please everyone, this selection has a very strong sense of identity, and knows exactly what it is. This ... Read More »

Angel Soft 2-ply Review


What a pleasure it is to wipe your bottom with a handful of Angel Soft, 2-ply toilet paper.  Each package of 4 double rolls gives you enough sheets to last considerably longer than a regular roll, and because of its super absorbency, it can have other uses around the house as well. Spill a bit of orange juice during your ... Read More »